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» The “yes or no” game

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.

(Source: hxxt)

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929. Muggleborns coming up with fake pop culture references (creating fictional tv shows, books, movies, songs, etc) and telling the purebloods and then watching the purebloods try to blend in in the muggle world with false knowledge.

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Friendly:

"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be…

"Hey, Sauce, do you remember that really old sandwich I said would be fine to eat? Remember too how I said I had a stomach of steel? Well, I lied. I've already thrown up twice today."

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"God damn it Bear. I told you not to eat it." Sousuke complained as he walked over to the other, frowning. "We need to bring you to a hospital to see if its done any real damage."

He immediately raised a hand in a dismissive manner, taking a small step back. “No no, it’s okay, really. It was just…. slightly greenish ham and cheese.” There was no way he could even afford a hospital visit and he didn’t want Sousuke to have to deal with the bill. “Besides, I don’t think it could’ve done very much to hurt.”

Sousuke snorted and rolled his eyes in somewhat exasperation; if that wasn’t healthy for him God knows what was. “No, we are going to the hospital. I don’t trust that food in your system.” He frowned, eyes narrowed at the cannibal briefly.

Bear kneaded his unsettled belly with his knuckles. “I eat raw human flesh for fuck’s sake,” he argued weakly, a nasty empty feeling making even his limbs and hands tingle with sickness. “Moldy cheese  got nothin’ on raw meat.”

"Yeah, and I still don’t understand how you’ve gotten sick from eating this kind of crap but not from eating people. Raw. Why can’t you cook it?" Sousuke complained, walking over to press a cute kids to the other’s forehead; it was incredibly either cute or disturbing how well the brunette took to his partner being a cannibal. So long as he didn’t eat him…

"I do cook it. Sometimes. When I make jerky." He gave a small shrug. "You don’t have to cook it if they’ve literally just died cause there’s not been enough time for bad bacteria to grow." Bear’s head tilted forward and he he shut his eyes for the small kiss, wishing he could kiss the swimmer back, but he knew his mouth would taste like vomit. His stomach lurched and he emitted a small whimper, clutching at the fabric of his own shirt. "Do we have any ginger?"

Sousuke sighed quietly and got up. “I’ll check.” He replied, shaking his head at the description his partner have to him; goodness, God knows how he was so comfortable with him eating people, though he had heard of worse. Rummaging through the cabinets, he snagged a remaining root and poked his head back out. “Anything else that you need babe?”

Once Sousuke was gone, Bear lumbered to the couch and lowered himself down, too afraid to move very much. His stomach was empty but the dry heaves could find anything to bring back up. Knees drew up close to his chest and he curled up, pulling a blanket over himself. “Not really,” he answered his partner, drawing the blanket’s edge close to his mouth and nose.

Sousuke came back from the kitchen carrying the ginger and gently placing it in front of his partner on the couch. Man, bear looked even worse than he had about 10 minutes ago, something that Sousuke didn’t even think was possible. “Alright. Try not to move so much and ask me for anything else you need.” The brunette murmured.

Bear reached out from under the blanket with only his fingers, struggling but eventually pulling the ginger root to himself. “I wouldn’t object to you laying with me,” he said in a small matter - of - fact voice, nibbling on the root. “Just don’t get near my mouth cause I still taste that nasty crap.”

Sousuke chuckled faintly, smiling and raising an eyebrow at the other before laughing and nodding. “Coming.” He mused, slipping onto the couch beside his partner as he kissed his forehead. “I’m not planning to kiss you and taste the throw up.”

Bear pulled the blanket up to cover his mouth and nose to save Sousuke from his acidic breath. “Good, cause it tastes awful.” Instinctively he nuzzled up against the swimmer, emitting a small and content sigh. “Thanks, Sauce.”

Sousuke chuckled faintly, watching the other for a moment before shaking his head and cuddling up against the other. “I can only imagine.” He teased, gently ruffling Bear’s hair before leaning against him. “No problem.”

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"Hey, Sauce, do you remember that really old sandwich I said would be fine to eat? Remember too how I said I had a stomach of steel? Well, I lied. I've already thrown up twice today."

samezuka-yamazaki:

appalachian-hellhound:

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"God damn it Bear. I told you not to eat it." Sousuke complained as he walked over to the other, frowning. "We need to bring you to a hospital to see if its done any real damage."

He immediately raised a hand in a dismissive manner, taking a small step back. “No no, it’s okay, really. It was just…. slightly greenish ham and cheese.” There was no way he could even afford a hospital visit and he didn’t want Sousuke to have to deal with the bill. “Besides, I don’t think it could’ve done very much to hurt.”

Sousuke snorted and rolled his eyes in somewhat exasperation; if that wasn’t healthy for him God knows what was. “No, we are going to the hospital. I don’t trust that food in your system.” He frowned, eyes narrowed at the cannibal briefly.

Bear kneaded his unsettled belly with his knuckles. “I eat raw human flesh for fuck’s sake,” he argued weakly, a nasty empty feeling making even his limbs and hands tingle with sickness. “Moldy cheese  got nothin’ on raw meat.”

"Yeah, and I still don’t understand how you’ve gotten sick from eating this kind of crap but not from eating people. Raw. Why can’t you cook it?" Sousuke complained, walking over to press a cute kids to the other’s forehead; it was incredibly either cute or disturbing how well the brunette took to his partner being a cannibal. So long as he didn’t eat him…

"I do cook it. Sometimes. When I make jerky." He gave a small shrug. "You don’t have to cook it if they’ve literally just died cause there’s not been enough time for bad bacteria to grow." Bear’s head tilted forward and he he shut his eyes for the small kiss, wishing he could kiss the swimmer back, but he knew his mouth would taste like vomit. His stomach lurched and he emitted a small whimper, clutching at the fabric of his own shirt. "Do we have any ginger?"

Sousuke sighed quietly and got up. “I’ll check.” He replied, shaking his head at the description his partner have to him; goodness, God knows how he was so comfortable with him eating people, though he had heard of worse. Rummaging through the cabinets, he snagged a remaining root and poked his head back out. “Anything else that you need babe?”

Once Sousuke was gone, Bear lumbered to the couch and lowered himself down, too afraid to move very much. His stomach was empty but the dry heaves could find anything to bring back up. Knees drew up close to his chest and he curled up, pulling a blanket over himself. “Not really,” he answered his partner, drawing the blanket’s edge close to his mouth and nose.

Sousuke came back from the kitchen carrying the ginger and gently placing it in front of his partner on the couch. Man, bear looked even worse than he had about 10 minutes ago, something that Sousuke didn’t even think was possible. “Alright. Try not to move so much and ask me for anything else you need.” The brunette murmured.

Bear reached out from under the blanket with only his fingers, struggling but eventually pulling the ginger root to himself. “I wouldn’t object to you laying with me,” he said in a small matter - of - fact voice, nibbling on the root. “Just don’t get near my mouth cause I still taste that nasty crap.”

Sousuke chuckled faintly, smiling and raising an eyebrow at the other before laughing and nodding. “Coming.” He mused, slipping onto the couch beside his partner as he kissed his forehead. “I’m not planning to kiss you and taste the throw up.”

Bear pulled the blanket up to cover his mouth and nose to save Sousuke from his acidic breath. “Good, cause it tastes awful.” Instinctively he nuzzled up against the swimmer, emitting a small and content sigh. “Thanks, Sauce.”

Sousuke chuckled faintly, watching the other for a moment before shaking his head and cuddling up against the other. “I can only imagine.” He teased, gently ruffling Bear’s hair before leaning against him. “No problem.”

He nibbled on the root and felt a little more at ease, though his stomach was still churnimg. “Was it you who made that sandwich originally?”

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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