what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
I just heard this guy say “most of my time is spent standing in line waiting for food” and I figure that about sums up my life as well